A miracle is an unexpected event done by a supernatural being.

So to become a saint you have to make a miracle.

But there’s one tiny condition: you also have to die.

Nowadays, miracle is an everyday thing: staying alive after natural disaster or giving birth to a baby.


Now that’s a miracle! - says the farmer from the small town of Karmėlava, who is woken up by the sound of emigrant planes instead of a rooster, when he wins a microwave in a lottery.

Now that’s a miracle! - says african boy adopted by the american housewife who follows the ways of Madonna, when she pops some pop corn in her microwave for the first time in his eyes. 

Now that’s a miracle! - a black rapper who didn’t become famous even in his block comments his own spliff and, believe me, he pop’s the popcorns every single evening in his microwave.


He pop’s the popcorns.

Pops the popes.

hoping for tops of the pops.

The top cop of the cop porn.


With some melted butter

Belted mother.

The butter lover.


The world is full of miracles. If you can afford a microwave. 

The world is full of miracles. If you can afford a microwave.


Miracle is an Iphone. Steve Jobs is a God. Not only because he made a miracle, but also because he managed to die.


Miracle is your loss of weight.

Sightseeing objects - miraculous! 

7  wonders of the world.

and Millions and millions of patented wonders.


To walk on water - it’s a miracle!

Splitting the waters of the sea - it’s a miracle!

To break waters - now that’s pregnancy.


Salto is a miracle!

Combo is a miracle!

Bingo is a miracle!

Salto, combo, bingo - all miracles!


Massage may be a miracle 

(some times with a happy ending)

Morning glory - the morning miracle - espresso with coca cola.


A discount - is a miracle!

Last minute miracle.

Damaged, leaky and expired miracle.


music - is a miracle!

DJ - is a miracle!

drugs are criminal.


Aleksey Archipovsky and his magic balalaika - no, for me its no miracle.


Cosmetics - a miracle - says the ad in the mall.

Your legs is a miracle, you read on the cover of cheap erotic detective novel found in the bottom shelves of a kiosk 


Love is alchemy.

Luck is a reflex.

Life is life.


Everyday of my life - is a miracle, says mormon in his magic underpants.

Sexuality is a miracle we have to save - explains a priest.


It’s a miracle that nothing has happened to you.

It’s a miracle that nothing has happened to you.


Science fiction is not a miracle

UFO - unquestionably fictional object

But yoga - is a miracle, says someone eating some humus.


poli chudes! a field of miracles!


Money does miracles.

And doctors do miracles.

Your smile does miracles.

Photoshop does miracles.

Harry potter and Alladin make miracles.

The costume of Santa makes miracles.


Words make miracles.

Search engine optimisation makes miracles.


Time does miracles.

If not - modern odontology, calanetics and reversed washing of hair does miracles.


Kitten that has lost his front legs does miracles.

Strong will and commitment does miracles.

Beer makes miracles - says someone and goes to piss the third time in half an hour.


This man makes miracles. Eliminate him!


I do believe in small miracles of humans. But I don’t in miracles made by gods in human shape. If they really had their human bodies - they should also have the limitations. But no, just like hollywood characters - they don’t work, never pay for a taxi ride, they don’t even eat or sleep.


If a miracle is done by god, then this god must at least be some kind of gnome with undeveloped spine, some mucus in his armpits and conjoined fingers on it’s feet.